Dialogue Celine Dion, Jim Carrey, anglais

jim Carrey RORY; It's party time. P. A. R. T. Y? Because I gotta! wow this is a proper party, and I can’t believe I’m here to represent my country, I’m like the best celebrity here yet, I can’t believe it.

Celine Dion KARINA; You think you are the best celebrity here, Ha think again my poor jim.

Look at me, I’m a model for kids and adults and what are you, a poor little television actor of funny and silly movies. I am the best singer in the world, yes you made success outside of Canada but not as much or as long as me. Not that I don’t like Canada, actually its the other way round 'll. be a Quebecker-Canadian. I'm from Quebec, and every time I go to a country, I say that. It's my roots, my origins, and it's the most important thing to me.

Jim Carrey; no need to be such be a snob, nice to the public, ‘Since you've all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. There are buses outside. Everybody follow me’ (this is a line from one of his movies), haha just kidding guys.

Celine Dion; no time for jokes

Jim; Yeah jokes, jokes this isn’t a joke it’s just that I’m cool ,I’m the coolest and what are you

Celine; I've never been cool - and I don't care. look we can’t decide by ourselves who is the best so let us ask the public, when I point to myself you clap for me and the same for Jim, and please be honest, we know you love me.*blink*

*CONTEST*

Justin Bieber VICTOR; well I’m sorry to interrupt you both but you are both wrong, I’m the coolest, the most popular and just generally the best, I mean the whole public already knows who I am And I’m sure they’re excited to hear me sing

*piano partition by victor of Baby by JB*

Jim; yeah whatever

Celine; yeah you’re boring, bye

JB; What did I do